Rob Wittig
Push Butt
(Instructions For German Tourists)
When in an American public restroom, you are required
to conduct the following beloved and traditional
vandalism.
When you see an electric hand drier that reads …
“Push button
Rub hands under warm air
Stops automatically”
… you must pull out a key and scratch the metal
until it reads …
“Push butt
Rub hands under arm
Stops atomically”
And, if time—and your key-scratching calligraphy
skill—permits, you must add the line …
“Wipe hands on pants.”
This is our cultural heritage.
Rob Wittig
(Chronological)
Locations: Geneva, Switzerland; Chapel Hill, North
Carolina; Washington Court House, Ohio; Lubbock,
Texas; Denver, Colorado; Los Altos Hills, California;
Mendocino, California; Santa Cruz, California; San
Francisco, California; Paris, France; Milwaukee,
Wisconsin; Seattle,Washington; Invisible Seattle;
Madison, Wisconsin; Paris, France; Milwaukee, Wisconsin;
Chicago, Illinois.
Interests: Warm Milk, Pooh Bear, Baseball, Magic,
James Bond, Astronauts, String Bass, Girls, Poetry,
Radio, Blues Guitar, Russian, Art History, Prose,
French, Performance, Graphic Design, Online Literature,
Chinese Internal Martial Arts (Tai Chi), Hamburg,
Warm Milk. |
